Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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