Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Randomize
