playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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