How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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