Too much gin, very little bucket
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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