ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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