After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
