Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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