Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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