I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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