She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
You don't make any sense
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I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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