I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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