just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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