I love black thongs
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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