There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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