office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize