I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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