One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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