fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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