She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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