i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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