she was so not down for the gang bang
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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