That's intense
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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