After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
