when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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