you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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