I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
no you cant smoke seaweed
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Found your dick twin last night
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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