I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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