You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize