Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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