she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
only if we run a train.
done.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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