We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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