At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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