Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Randomize
