Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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