I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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