look no pants
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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