is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm passing your future prison.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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