Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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