Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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