I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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