Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she woke up with a sticky ear
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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