Christians are straight up FREAKS
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
