someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i barfeds in our rink
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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