that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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