ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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