nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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