do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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