Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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