The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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