Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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