i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
