i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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