I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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