the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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