She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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