I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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