Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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