She announced her abortion via fbk
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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